Yes, it’s winter!  And in a sudden spurt of cheeriness, holiday spirit, and utter loathing of all things pink and fluffy, I have decided to publish some-*ahem*- alternate lyrics to well known Piemas carols.

To the tune of Joy to the World:

Joy to the world, Barney is dead.

We barbecued his head!

What whould we do with the bo-ody

Let’s flush it down the po-otty

A-and round and round it goes,

A-and round and round it goes,

A-and round and round it go-o-oes,

Yes round and round it goes!

To the tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”:

We’ll grill you a greasy fishmas

We’ll grill you a greasy fishmas

We’ll grill you a greasy fishmas

And a yucky new year!

Fine

Gross tidings we bring

To you and your Burger King

Gross tidings of sa-lads that have wilted a-way!

D.C. Al Fine

To the tune of “Deck the Halls”:

Deck the halls with poison ivy

Fa la la la la, la la la la

‘Tis the season to be naughty

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Crash the windows, pop the tires

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Set your {two-syllable title of person, e.g. teacher, neighbor}‘s pants on fire

Fa la la la la, la la la la

I suppose you all know the one to Jingle Bells concerning Batman and some rather gory details about snow sports injuries.

WOW!  I mean, that last post is really, really old.  glorp.  Sorry.

So, my blog is back in business.  Club Penguin Coins For Change!!!  I think this blog didn’t even exist when that happened last year.

You can donate coins by clicking the pots located all around the island.  Free bells if you weren’t around last year.  You can get the bells at either the beach or the Plaza.

Eh.. Oh yeah! and Captain Rockhopper is back, and he’s changed the units of treasure in Treasure Hunt from gems and coins to candy canes and candies.  Yum!  But you still can’t earn very many coins.

The free item from Rockhopper is the Red Sailor’s Hat.  To get it click the parchment thingy pinned to your screen at the bottom right-

Let’s see, what else…

There’s a new Furniture Catalog.  To get a Leaning Tree click here:

To get a Wecome Mat click the Velvet Rope:

Oh yeah, as a matter of editorial, i don’t think you should use the codes that have now been put online for the toys and trading cards.

however overpriced they are, Club Penguin probably did put a lot of time into them.

Okay, this is very late, but there are two new wigs-

the Firestriker

And the Sidetied Too (any guesses on what a “Too” is?).

There’s a Woodsman Hat if you click the Emerald Hat:

And if you click the Cocoa Bunny’s bow there’s a Viking Helmet

The Key to Rockhopper’s quarters is on the last page of his ship log.

Pin is in Ski Village, sorry I couldn’t post earlier, and I hope for your sake that you noticed Rockhopper’s back and he’s giving out shirts.  Also New Sports Shop Catalog and Rockhopper hid his key to his quarters somewhere.  AND as if this wasn’t enough, ANOTHER new room on the migrator.  And sorry, Only one screenshot, my computer is going wrong.. Oh, wait….. just a minute, never mind that thing about only one picture!

Click the arrow to go up the ladder.

Late,  but just be glad it’s here, alright?  I’ve been out of town.

New Postcards:

New Igloo Upgrades Catalog:

Click the All the doors to get a Secret Stone Igloo.

And New Furniture:

Click the Television to get the Big Screen Television:

Click the Fridge to get a Cake:

And finally, Click the Palm Tree that makes up part of the “P” in “Plants” on the first page to get a palm tree:

There’s a cool upcoming igloo preview but the computer had issues about letting me get a screenshot, so no picture.  Check the What’s New blog for the picture.

Also, new mission preview!  Let me know what you think  it is!

w00t!  And not- so- w00t!  O have good news and bad news.  Bad news:  The site will be down from  12:00 am to 3:00 pm, but when it reopens there will be a new Club Penguin!  A preview:

Ok:  New pin at the book room.  It’s a pyramid.

Rockhopper’s Ship is complete!!!  And, the ship log is in the book room.

New play at the Stage- Quest For the Golden Puffle

AND A MISSION SNEAK PEEK!

Please comment on what you think it is.

Okay, this is VERY late, but there is a new clothing catalog.  Click the pot of gold to get the Viking Helmet.  blort.  And sorry, computer malfunction, pictures accidentally deleted, no pictures, nada, x-nay icturpay, NO PICTURES!